I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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