I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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