i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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