what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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