Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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