He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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