Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Can I color on your dick again?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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