he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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