You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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