Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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