I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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