So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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