So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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