Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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