Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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