you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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