I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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