Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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