I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Someone signed my nipple.
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