Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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