he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
