Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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