names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Come share oat with me in your robe
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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