He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
did i walk over a car last night?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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