My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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