i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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