In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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