She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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