Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just had sex on a roof
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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