Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Randomize
