dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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