she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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