so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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