Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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