But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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