Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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