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You surviving the open bar?
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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