honey bunches of taint.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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