Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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