life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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