I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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