I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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