Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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