This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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