Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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