At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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