dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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