Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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