She said her name was "party"
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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