sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Randomize
