belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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