what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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