I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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