In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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