Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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