she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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