wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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