If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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