I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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